Monday, November 13, 2006

An open letter to Mr. Vance, or, Gesundheit

Hey, J., remember all those years back (was it four years ago?) when you told me I’d be allergic to libraries? You were right. So totally right.

I just had an allergy test today for the first time in years. The good news is that I have outgrown all my allergies but one. Guess what that one is? Dust mites. What is dusty? Library materials. What do I touch all day? Library materials.

Who knew you were so psychic, Mr. Vance?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

An open comment to Christine Wy:

Beware of stubbing your toe. And paper cuts.

(I should start charging for this!)

Christine Wy said...

In truth, you said I'd become allergic to library patrons!