Remember this, "Induction ceremony"?
I was just told I had huge feet. I am still reticent to admit that my feet have spread and grown a little since my lithe sixteen-year-old 7 narrow days, but I'm still only a 7 1/2.
Peculiar woman: "Christine, you look like you have small feet. What size shoe do you wear?"
Me: "7 1/2."
Peculiar woman, laughing hilariously while slapping knee: "That's HUGE! Oh my god you have such big feet!"
Me: "No, I don't."
Peculiar woman: "Yes you do!" still laughing.
Me: "I believe 7 is average."
Peculiar woman: "I wear a 4 1/2," she said with pride.
Well, I got midget feet beat. They don't make many 4 1/2 women's shoes, but there sure are a lot of 7 1/2's! Joke's on you, peculiar woman.
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4 comments:
7 1/2 is HUGE? WTF? Has this woman been living in the land of the Lilliputians?
I suppose that my 9 1/2 would make me something like Shaq-size?
Hah! Shaq attack on midget toes!
your 7 1/2 is small, my size 9s must be giant amazon feet. Cheer up, they work don't they.
"Peculiar" was a good name for that woman. That is just plain strange!
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