Tub time

“Will you get me a garbage bag? I want to take a bath.”

“OK.”

“I’ll also need scissors and duct tape.”

Matthew returns and proffers a Target bag, smiling, “Here you go.”

“That’s not water-tight.”

“Sure it is.”

“It is not!”

“We use them to pick up dog poop all the time.”

“This is different!”

“Then use two,” Matthew holds up a Walgreens bag.

“I am good enough for a garbage bag!”