Here’s how much I don’t want to be in my current mental state: I thought today was Friday. I mean, I was so convinced it was Friday, I couldn’t figure out why my favorite co-worker wasn’t here.
Example: “Where are you Lily? I miss you! I need to talk to you! You’re the only one I can talk to!!!”
Silence…
As of 3:23 pm CDT, I have just realized that it is in fact Monday, and that Lily never works Mondays.
Yes, I’m that brilliant. Yes, I’m that cognizant of the passage of time. Yes, I’m that desperate for Friday.
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