Saturday, November 29, 2008

The saga of the bosom, ongoing

I’ve decided that my boobs are a weird size—44B. It is insanely easy to go to the store and buy a 32B. It is sort of easy to find a 44D. But 44B is unavailable in regular retail outlets. I took a chance; I ordered two bras online. One fits great. The other… well, it’s pretty crazy.

I put the bra on and it felt light and refreshing, but then I looked down. My boobs were pointing east and west, not sitting on the front of my chest. Hm. T-shirt test. I put on a shirt to see what my boobs looked like in normal view. Yep, still oddly east and west.

I have concluded that online bra shopping was 50% successful since one put my boobs roundly where they go—in the front—despite the other’s breast placement failure. Back to the mail-order warehouse with east/west bra, but boobies relieved that one worked.

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