Boss, I’ve decided my office is haunted. I hear strange irregular tapping sounds coming from behind me all day. It’s always been like this, but I thought it was a bathroom noise—people coming in and out. I no longer think that. The sound comes from behind me where there’s a maintenance closet.
Rather than call a priest, I propose that I need a noise cancelling radio system next to the noise or those fancy Bose aircraft worker silencer headphones.
I used to just ignore the noise, but now I am thoroughly creeped out.
Sincerely freaked,
Christine Wy
Actual response:
How about I call Bose and ask for an exorcist?
-Boss
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