Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Creep-o's in my closet

Actual e-mail to my boss:

Boss, I’ve decided my office is haunted. I hear strange irregular tapping sounds coming from behind me all day. It’s always been like this, but I thought it was a bathroom noise—people coming in and out. I no longer think that. The sound comes from behind me where there’s a maintenance closet.

Rather than call a priest, I propose that I need a noise cancelling radio system next to the noise or those fancy Bose aircraft worker silencer headphones.

I used to just ignore the noise, but now I am thoroughly creeped out.

Sincerely freaked,
Christine Wy


Actual response:

How about I call Bose and ask for an exorcist?


-Boss

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