In case you hadn't heard (and I don't know why I did), former Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker is in critical condition after a plane crash. Do you know what I thought when I saw his slick Hollywood picture with the announcement? I took a quick breath through my nose, and thought about how I will never afford to be that tattooed. The guy is probably in intensive care, and all I can think is that I'm so jealous I sort of hate him, thereby confirming the suspicion that I'm a bitch.
But it's OK because you know I love you. I only get kinda jealous when you have a tattoo I want.
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