Erin go bragh

“I don’t understand why you can work two jobs so easily but it’s killing me.”

“I dunno.”

“I guess we’re just built different.”

....

“Oh wait, I get it! You’re Polish and I’m Irish. Your people are used to working hard, and my people are used to drinking!”

Laughter.

“Well, at least both our people are used to being persecuted.”

“Yeah, we got that going for us.”