monster

so, i'm feelin, i dunno, tired, kinda blue. i decide, "i'm gonna eat that cookie matthew brought me the other night." it was gone! no cookie. the only thing that kept me sane for the last five minutes was that cookie, and, there it wasn't!

so i called him and accused him of the theft and eating of said cookie. he said, "honey, it was in there a week. it was hard as a rock. you wouldn't have liked it very much."

"but...?"

"i'll bring you a new one tonight."

ok. but now i have to wait. damn i want that cookie.