Imaginary conversation that will be very important one day

“Are we playing cows or horses?”

“Cows.”

“Are we doing count only your side of the car?”

“Yeah, it’s too hard to look at both sides when I’m driving.”

“Are we counting by individual animal?”

“No! That’s too complicated.”

“By the field?”

“Ok, field.”

…

“Are we playing cemetery rules?”

“Cemetery rules?”

“If the passenger sees a cemetery on the driver’s side of the car but the driver doesn’t call it, then the passenger can call it and the driver loses all their points.”

“And that works if the driver sees the passenger’s side, too, right?”

“Yep.”

…

“Who’s keeping score? The passenger or the smartest one in the car?”